How to avoid Kardashian, Swift, and Pokemon Go on your Newsfeed

A compilation of various one-step methods suggested by friends:

 

1. Delete Facebook.

2. Don't go on Facebook.

3. Unfriend stupid people.
4. Follow nothing on Facebook.

5. Deactivate Facebook. 

6. Become a hermit (crab).

7. Poke your eyes out.

8. Go back to Mars.

9. Go live under a rock.

10. Delete Facebook.